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Sardar&his wife went for Divorce.
Judge: U have 3 kids. How wil u divide them?
Sardar thinks & says, ok we wil come next year with 1 more.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa goes2 a Petrol Pump,C a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks hisMobile Phone,
Calls every1 from his phone
&says DON'T CALL ME NOW! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl was in bathroom.
1 boy is touching
all parts of girl.
She is very happy.
But d boy was not happy.
Who was that
boy ?
?
?
?
?
"LIFE BOY" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa:Today is Sunday and I Wanna Enjoy, So I Brought 3 Movie Tickets..!
Wife: Why 3.?
Santa:For You and ur Parents.! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
.
Astro: When u deliver a baby, then baby's father will die.
.
Lady: Thank god my husband is safe. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar opened a
petrol pump,
but
not even single
customer went
there!
Do u know Y?
.


.


.



Bcoz
he opened
petrol pump on
second floor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do u know diff between
CINEMA theatre
&
OPERATION theatre?
.
CINEMA: Take ticket & go inside.
.
OPERATION: Go inside & take ticket.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar wins 20cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax
Angry Srdr:
.
"Give me20 cr or return my 20Rs back" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sant: Doc i've a pblm.
.
Doc:wat is ur pblm?
.
Sant:I keep forgetting things.
.
Doc:since when u r having dis pblm.?
.
Sant:which pblm doct? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy:"mummy,
if I failed in this exam I'll commit suicide"
.
Mother: 'sHut up'
"never say that.
If you try to do so I'll just kill
You" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------     
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